Xena with your long black hair
Your skills are far beyond compare
Gabrielle you have your staff
You can always make others laugh
Joxer’s heart is filled with love
Why, he’s as gentle as a dove
Callisto’s heart is filled with rage
She feels as though she’s in a cage
Alti promised Xena she’d be
Destroyer of Nations, but lied you can see
Little Bliss played a love game
One that Xena thought was lame
Cupid had to ground him for it
And then reverse who had been hit
Except for Drako who fell for Gabby
Because Xena said he needs to stay happy
Aphrodite, Goddess of love is cool
She can make all of the mortal men drool
The path of love is Eli’s way
He can brighten the worst of days
Argo is a horse of skill
One that no one is able to kill
Tara, there’s a girl who loves to dance
She was banished but got a second chance
Velasca, the evil Amazon
Fell into lava and now she is gone
Hercules is a man that is tough
But only when needed is he ever rough
Iolaus, Herc’s chummy sidekick
Just can’t resist a beautiful chick
Xena’s son Solan was killed early in life
He missed puberty, dating, and even a wife
Hades is known as the lord of the dead
He has an invisible helmet and a very swelled head
Celesta, you know you shouldn’t touch her
If you do, then you die, and for that there’s no cure
Poseidon is the god of the sea
He once cursed a ship just to be mean
Apollo is the god of the sun
I don’t think he has ever had fun
Pandora has a secret box
That if opened all of mankind is lost
Ares is the god of War
He says he loves Xena, but Xena’s not sure
Strife is so stupid he just couldn’t see
Callisto take a dagger and stab him with greed
Zeus, King of the gods is okay~
Though he tried to kill Xena on Eve’s first birthday
Hera, there is one evil gal
She would punish all mortals if she only knew how
Julius Caesar, Xena’s hatred is toward him
He betrayed her and crucified her all on a whim
Virgil is the son of Joxer and Meg
He wanted to travel but he would not beg
Senticles was the maker of toys
He made wonderful things for both girls and boys
Hydra, the three-headed serpent is gross
You cut off a head and another one grows
Lachrymose is the god of Despair
If you don’t see his rock then he doesn’t play fair
Bacchus really hates the lyre
Although he’s into might and fire
Amarice fell head over heels in love with Armand
But being an Amazon expressing it was hard
Melosa is blind as a bat in her right eye
But that didn’t matter she learned to get by
Dahak’s a god that the other gods fear
He got Gabrielle pregnant to make Hope appear
Hope grew up to look like her mom
But coming from Dahak used her powers for harm
Ephiny, Xena and Gabrielle’s friend
Had a centaur that she named Zenon
Diana, Xena’s look a like
One thing she can’t do is fight
And Perdicus, Gabrielle’s one and only
Was killed by Callisto now Gabrielle’s lonely
There are plenty more but they are hard to rhyme
But if they weren’t I could name them all on a dime.
By Kristina Marie Rudisill